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After the party, back at Kelsey and Sean's house, Benjamin is throwing a fit. Sean says, "Do you want to go to your room? Then stop crying." And Benjamin does for a split second, then freaks out more. Sean takes him up to his room and shuts the door for his "time out." Does shutting a kid in their room really work on two year olds? Seems like that would freak them out more, I don't know.
The doorbells ring on the houses and they get mail - someone has to go to work tomorrow. How come I don't get one of those every Sunday? Oh yeah, because I ALWAYS have to be at work on Monday, you know, if I want to eat. No one needs to remind me. Kelly wants to go to work and Austin is all worried that the kids won't get taken care of and she says, "The won't get taken care of?" to which Austin says, "Not as well as when you do it." Oh, it's about to be ON.
Austin interviews, "The southern traditional family is the man goes to work and the wife stays home and takes care of the kids. That's how I was raised." Uh-huh. And tell me, Austin, since you were raised in the traditional southern way, how many slaves did your family have? How's that cotton gin working out for you? Any problems paying for things with that Confederate money, you stupid-son-of-a-backwards-chauvinist-prick?
I'm a total and complete asshole, and a scourage against people with
triple digit I.Q.s. Oh, and Susan B. Anthony needs to shut it!
"You should experience what kids are like all day long," Kelly says. She must be punishing him for something.
"I know what they're like all day long," Austin, who shall henceforth be known as Asshat, says. Of course you do, that's why you want to pussy your way out of staying with them all day long! He's the kind of guy who says he's "babysitting" his kids. When they're yours, it's not called babysitting, it's called RAISING.
Asshat goes to take a shower bitching and moaning, and Kelly tucks the kids in for a nap. She then makes the sweet move of heading next door for a cup of celebrate-this-moment-in-your-life with Cory. Cory? He's dating Alicea, which means he's got bigger problems then you trying to decide if you want babies and a career, which you know deep down you don't want, you are just arguing with Asshat to argue. "That's not fair," she says about having no choice but to stay home. What's not fair is that this world still has to deal with Asshat's attitude.
The bigger problem? The twins are left unsupervised. This really surprises me - did Kelly think they were sleeping? Even so, seems like you may want to have at least one parent keeping an eye on the kids, right? Seems logical, what with all the trouble moving kids can get into, like falling down and you know, dying. The announcer says, "The nanny shadowing the couple finally has to intervene." Well, I'm not sure she really did - all she did was come in and fluff up one kid's pillow; they weren't in any real danger what with the fifty cameras on them.
Oh my God, are you kids okay, sitting in your beds,
propped up on pillows? Phew, crisis averted!
Nanny 911 goes in to see Asshat to tell him about it, and he is a total and complete tool to her. While she's telling him that the kids were unattended because Kelly left, he's looking through his closet for his KKK costume for later. He totally and completely blows her off, and she walks into the closet to explain that it's unacceptable, they could have gotten hurt, etc. and all Asshat says is, "Why did she leave?" and you can tell Nanny 911 thinks he's a douche as she tells him to communicate better with Kelly. Hope they get their asses handed to them by the parents.
Uh, Asshat, could you take a break from being a
douche monkey and listen to what I'm telling you? Asshat?
Asshat goes into check on the kids and says, "I'm going to sit in here until you all go to sleep." Why don't you tell them a story, like maybe something along that lines that it's good that they are boys so they don't have to stay pregnant and barefoot all the live long day? HATE. HIM.
Who's in time out now, bitch?