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Then he interviews that it was totally unacceptable for Kelly to take off, which is true but doesn't excuse his Asshattery. When she comes back he tells her he got yelled at for her leaving the house because he was in the shower. She tells him to chill and doesn't seem that worried about it. Then they get in a huge fight about how dirty the bathroom is, how he should stay home, then he gets up in her business and says she should have worn the belly that first day, that she should have gotten over it, and I'm starting to hate them both all over again.
But wait - fun awaits and Daton and Morgan's house. You know this is going to be sweet. Colton is running around sans diaper per his usual agreement with the world, and Morgan and Daton are just whooping it up. Colton then proceeds to pee all over their sofa. "Get a diaper on him now!" Morgan yells. It's a little late. You need to expect this if you are going to free-range toddlers.
This is why you can never have nice stuff. The indiscrimate whizzing of a toddler
Daton does the play-by-play, "He just put his hands on his sides and peed all over." Yes, thank you instant replay. Daton picks up the cushion and throws it on the floor and Morgan yells, "Daton, get a sponge." And lighter fluid. Colton's parents are cracking up.
Burn it like a Salem witch!
"This is where they run screaming for the condom isle," she jokes. They'd better get the hell out of my way! It's coupon day!
The announcer says, "Sundown brings with it one of the hardest parts of parenting." Deciding which kid to sacrifice to the Gods so you can get some sleep?
I do have to say there is nothing funnier than watching kids try to fight sleep, and there is a cute one of one of the kids (they all look alike to me, maybe they are from Village of the Damned sperm?) holding a bottle and his lamb toy and his head totally nods off and curls over the lamb, it's pretty cute even to a Grinch like me.
I think my heart just grew three sizes. Crap.
But no, the teens are just trying to put the kids to sleep. I mean, to bed. Luke is still crying his eyes out over at Sasha and Jordan's house. Sean is trying to put his crying kid to bed in just a diaper - didn't these kids come with clothes, or do you have to buy them separately like with Barbie dolls?
Over at Cory and Alicea's house, Isaiah is freaking out because really, no kid likes to go to bed. All the cool stuff happens then! She is actually very sweet and comforting towards him, probably because he's mother isn't "coming at her with criticism" the way the last crazy one never did. He's bawling his eyes out and she's being so sweet to him. She starts rubbing his back until he falls asleep, "finding her maternal side," as the announcer says. Her mother must have sent it to her from home in a care package.
I know, honey, reality TV sucks, but America's hooked!
Luke continues to try everyone's nerves over at Sasha and Jordan's house, and all Sasha can say is "Hey, hey, hey," HEY, learn some new vocabulary. What happened to the neurosurgeons of last week? You've become concrete blocks! Luke's mom is not handling this well and starts to tear up and cry.
This goes on for three hours. People, I am not kidding. Three. Hours. I mean, what the hell do you do when that happens? Martinis? In the baby's bottle or your own? Help me out here. That would make anyone nuts, and I even wonder how the camera crew has not let a mic or a boom or a gaffer or a best boy fall on this kid just to knock him out and shut him up. The thing that finally puts him to sleep? Sheer exhaustion. Been there, kid. Don't fight it so hard next time.
I guess my thought is how did Sasha and Jordan expect that kid to go to sleep in the middle of your 1000 watt bulb in every lamp living room? Shouldn't it be a dim, quiet, soothing room? I mean, I can fall asleep anywhere, but not everyone has that gift.