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Alicea gets a pat on the back for comforting Isaiah when he didn't want to go to sleep, and clearly she's back in the game/experiment. But then like a cloud of doom, Isaiah's mom warns them about the next two Christmas ghosts that will be visiting them...the ghosts of pre-teens and ghosts of teens "will not be any easier." And the teens won't be able to buy beer any easier than the teen parents will. Suckfest!
You guys are totally screwed for the next few weeks and I don't
envy the pain and sorrow you will feel having agreed to be here....Have fun, you kids!
Now here we go... Sasha and Jordan are meeting with Luke's mom, who PS is totally sweet and probably makes the best cookies with M & Ms on them. I know we're in trouble right off the bat because Sasha is sitting on the sofa with a pillow across her lap and on her side - defense mode. She says it was exhausting, frustrating, and hard, "really hard." That's what she said. And? GOOD! Figure it out now so you know exactly what you're getting into.
Yeah, she's receptive to criticism right now.
Or she's hiding a knife.
Luke's mother takes a deep breath and you can see she's trying to figure out the best way to say what she has to say, which is "you should never breed." She pauses, then says, "So...tell me about it. Tell me what it was like - everything about it." They edit the scene over to Jordan who has some kind of stick or straw or something in his mouth that he is chewing on like it's cud. It's like a hat, Jordan, take it off in the house, otherwise it looks like you were raised in a barn.
Sasha admits not knowing what to do with Luke, which she says is weird for her because she's around kids a lot and normally doesn't have this problem. Then Luke's mother let's loose and flat out says, "Overall I don't think you did well at all." Ouch. And? Totally true. They tanked this week as parents after last week's award-winning performance. Then she adds for good measure, "I don't think you guys are ready to be parents at all." But if you could express yourself...what would you say? Don't hold back!
So if you agree, I'll pay for your sterilization. Right now.
Needless to say, Sasha begins her violently downward spiral and it's almost like watching your friend hit on someone completely out of his league because he's drunk. You want to stop watching, but somehow do not have the power to look away.
Sasha says the whole time was spent trying to get him to stop crying. The mother says, "You should have - " and Sasha says, "WE DID." You probably should have let her finish her sentence, maybe it was, you should have "drugged him" or "called me" or "traded him in for a better model," none of which they did do. Then Sasha starts to get louder and angrier, saying it wasn't like she wasn't trying. Luke's mother points out that they should have really taken advantage of Jordan bonding better with the child than Sasha did, and that pretty much sends Sasha raving. She starts clapping her hands yelling, "We're not dumb people!" No one said you were, but you ARE starting to look a little crazy. Then she starts pounding her fists saying "Let me finish!"
Eat DOWN, beyotch, I am outta her! But not
before making a fool out of myself on national TV
"I'm done!" she yells, standing up screaming and throwing a pillow almost at Luke's mother. "Just take the baby and go!" Walking away from the living room she says, "This is bullshit! This is f$*#*# bullshit! Because what if that doesn't work? What if he's the only one who can go to work and the baby is not bonded to me? Then whatcha gonna do? Bleep bleep!" Jordan gets up and moves her towards the back door, because that is what you normally do when this happens on Springer. "I wanna go home!" She screams before Jordan can slam the door.
#$(@*#&(%&(*&!)(*#&)(@#$*&)(@&)(#*@)($@#&)(@, SO THERE!
Wow, where did last week's Sasha go? Because this one is batshit crazy! The camera pans over to Luke's mother who is looking at the production crew like, uh, what the hell just happened and did she eat Luke because I don't see him? And she's really not sure what to do. Then we hear Sasha say, "She can take that baby and kiss my BLEEP." I'm pretty sure she said ass, folks.