Here's something you don't see very often or often enough: Miss USA tripped, clipped and fell flat on her sequined ass last night during The Miss Universe Pageant. Rachel Renee Smith fell off her high heels during the evening gown phase. She made a quick recovery from the internationally-televised humilation and the judges showed mercy.
But then came the question and answer segment-- and things only got worse for the klutz from Tennessee!
I've never been much of a newsman, but when my girl, Tara Connor, got in trouble, I decided it was time to jump in the ring.
Tara's a 21 year old bombshell from Kentucky who just won the Miss USA title, so can any of us blame her wanting a drink or ten? She's here to set the record straight for all you haters out there after the jump!