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Miss USA talks to Flipit via Satellite!

tarausaswimsuit.gifI've never been much of a newsman, but when my girl, Tara Connor, got in trouble, I decided it was time to jump in the ring.

Tara's a 21 year old bombshell from Kentucky who just won the Miss USA title, so can any of us blame her wanting a drink or ten? She's here to set the record straight for all you haters out there after the jump!

The partying, the lesbian kisses, and the cocaine use have earned Tara both enemies...

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and fans

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...but she doesn't let either get to her too much. The only wrath she really has to worry about is mine. Love you, Tara! Thank God Larry King doesn't know if he's coming or going these days, otherwise we might not have had the killer satellite hookup. Thanks Lar! Enjoy!

Via Satellite #1

Comments (12)

TivusM Author Profile Page:

This is hilarious! Will there be more? LMAO

Donna Martin Graduates! Author Profile Page:

That was very funny. Thanks!

pearlblackdragon Author Profile Page:

OMG!!!I don't know what is better...that you are absolutely hilarious OR that my husband is famous. Does this mean we get swag now?
Great job! Lerv Ya!!!

PearlBlackDragon

may1 Author Profile Page:

Love you, Flipit! You are the best.

photochild Author Profile Page:

You're so funny. Or I am. Dude, I don't know if we're still the same person anymore, but you make me laugh.

Caught yourself a good one PBD.

someonespecial Author Profile Page:

Haha, that was superb. :)

Ms. Tumnus Author Profile Page:

Great job Flipit! Loved the shirtless B-Side thow in.

HokieJM Author Profile Page:

OMG - I heart Flipit! Girl, you are FIERCE!

campfiregirl Author Profile Page:

That was the best interview she has given yet! So glad the two of you made up. Hope you interview lots more celebs cause you are the best!

Tati Author Profile Page:

wait, WHAT??!! that bitch left you at Hogs & Heifers and you're still giving her another chance?? you are too good for this world, Flipit, tres bon! glad you set her straight (& Larry too).

more please!!

GIFFORDSAZ Author Profile Page:

OM Goodness! Wat a gift this morning Flipit... Thanks baby!
I was shorted my utube time agan... I only got 1 minute 15 seconds this time....
I really think my computer is screwed, but well.... hope it is happy!
This was inventive and you sir are a guniess!
Keep it up and remember....... Ü

JennieCC Author Profile Page:

Girrrrrl! This was great. I can't believe your old friend Tara is not supportive of your new career. What a be-otch! You are fantastically funny Flipit! :)

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