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The Big Brother Tipline Is Now Open

by Schoonie

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The Big Brother Tipline: Nine Out Of Ten Chenbots Give It A 00100111 out of 01101110

Oh, binary jokes. You never get old.

As pretty much everyone cool knows by now, tonight is the premiere of Big Brother 8. BB has really upped the ante this year; not only are they offering us the requisite three nights a week of Big Brother on CBS, Big Brother: After Dark will keep everyone awake nights on Shotime and the Live Feeds are going to be showing more than ever. So TVGasm is enlisting YOUR help so that we don't miss a single thing this year!

After the premiere tonight, the live feeds will begin streaming. Flipit and I want to make sure to bring you every fight, every late night drunken screaming match, and every makeout session that takes place in the house, which is why we've created the Big Brother Tipline (bigbrothertipline@gmail.com). We don't want to miss anything like this:


or this:

or this:


because that would just be wrong, much like many of the things that occur on the feeds themselves. And yes, I pulled all of those from memory, because I am that pathetic. But who can blame me for remembering the top one? It still cracks me up, Janelle screaming at the Nerd Herd in the background while Rachel dies laughing. I could watch that a hundred times.

Anyway, if anything completely awesome and hilarious takes place let us know at bigbrothertipline@gmail.com as soon as you can. You can also contact Flipit and me at the same address, if you want to give us feedback or offer suggestions, or just to tell us that we're very, very pretty men. If we end up including your tip here at the site, we'll not only give YOU the props for pointing it out to us, but we'll put you in the running for some Chenbot goodies at the end of the year. Plus, we'll probably call you a 'Chenformant' behind your back.

So, get ready, guys. It's going to be a wild summer.

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