Maureen McCormick knows how to whip up some excitement for the fifth season of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club. If the sight of the overweight 50-year-old former teen idol spinning around in her underwear before the weigh-ins doesn't do it for you, then the fantasy of a coked-up, binging-and-purging, out-of-control Marcia Brady just might.

Maureen goes above and beyond the call of PR duty for a D-list celebrity freak show with a tragic two-fer confessional, vomiting up secrets in the new issue of People magazine that she could have saved for a book: 'fessing up to bulimia and cocaine abuse at the height of her Brady Bunch fame.

What's most amazing is that she held these deep dark secrets for more than thirty years-- long after the residuals dried up, through all the lean times and nostalgia revivals-- only to give them away!

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

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VH1's Celebrity Fat-- er, Celebrity Fit Club returns for a fifth go-round on the big scale in April. And this time, the collection of former and would-be celebrities who've packed on the poundage includes one grown-up child TV star who's already shocked us, and another whose participation should make this next season a must-see, if only for the before-and-after underwear shots.

All we can say is: Marcia Brady got fat?

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