All we can say is: Marcia Brady got fat?
Yes, Maureen McCormick, the perfect blonde from The Brady Bunch-- who's now fifty-- leads the pack of quasi-celebs who'll be stripping down, breaking down, secretly chowing down and hopefully slimming down-- when not freaking out-- for Celebrity Fit Club 5.
Her fellow fat-to-fit hopefuls include:
Saved By The Bell's Dustin Diamond (right), whose recent sex tape reportedly revealed where he's packing a few extra pounds;
Tiffany, the former pop star who's porked up since taking it all off for Playboy;
American Idol cutie Kimberley Locke (now Mandisa, she would have been a challenge);
female rapper Da Brat (or, for these purposes, 'Da Fat') in the Chastity Bono role;
male rapper Warren G-- who's probably eating as we speak to ensure he gets the airtime;
country singing comedian Cledus T. Judd (we would have preferred Wynonna Judd);
and for further comic relief, Ross The Intern from The Tonight Show.
Marcia Brady got fat?
Comments (3)
warren g wasn't able to regulate :(
1 of 3 | Posted by pupkick
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Posted on November 17, 2006 2:41 PM
I don't know how I feel about this cast. I"m not a big fan of the show in general, but Ross The Intern is pretty much the bottom of the barrel. I mean, seriously.
And I can't believe that Marcia is 50 now. I hope she walks around like Sally O'Malley and says "IIIII'm FIFTY!!!"
2 of 3 | Posted by B-Side
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Posted on November 18, 2006 2:51 AM
"Cledus T. Judd"
ummm. who?
3 of 3 | Posted by Madeyoulaugh
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Posted on November 18, 2006 10:03 PM