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June 17, 2009

Nads Declares Cyber War...

There is this dude from Metromix (L.A.) that I always run into at red carpets (the last one we saw him at was the MTV Movie Awards)...he's a really nice guy, but he always tries to "out-loud" me...and although I know that's nothing to get upset about, I've taken matters into my own hands, and I've decided that nobody "out-louds" Nads...so I'm trying to find him a date to occupy his time...just making sure he doesn't try to outshine me ever again. I know, it's obnoxious, but I have too much time on my hands. Maybe I need a date? Nah...


Here's my declaration for cyber war:

April 18, 2009

Clipgasm: Grey Gardens is Here!

Grey Gardens premieres this weekend on HBO. To celebrate two of my favorite girls evah, here is a spoof I did last year with my friend Blake. Enjoy!

April 2, 2009

Clipgasm: Days of Our Lives: The Sitcom

Days of Our Lives has been making us laugh for years and years, and we're glad to see we aren't the only ones!

April 1, 2009

Real World Brooklyn: Bromance

Usually, The Real World gives us lots of fake boobies in hot tubs. This year, they tried to do things a little differently. Sure, we got our fake boobies, but instead of floating in the hot tub every single day they were scrunched into prom dresses behind a secretary's desk (Devyn). We even had boobies brought to us by hormone pills (Katelynn/Rick) and lots of working out (Scott).

Another twist this season was in the romance department. There was love, but not the usual "we're on a show so let's try not not make this serious" screw and bail. This time, it was between a Mormon with extremely bad hair and bow ties and a young Army boy who writes songs about tampons. As the Real World comes to a close this week, we'd like to take a little time to pay tribute to one of the gayest straight couples to grace our TVs since Miami Vice.

February 6, 2009

Michael Cera Pulls a Batman, and is Much More Hilarious About It

OMG. I was just searching YouTube for a random clip to make fun of someone on Top Chef and came across this f ing BEAUTIFUL clip of Michael Cera losing it on the set of his new movie, Youth in Revolt. It 's a spoof of Patrick Bateman's recent tirade, but I am an idiot and totally thought it was real for five minutes. Cera almost cries and even whips on the plaid robe my Meemaw gave me in first grade to comfort himself. Happy Friday!

January 30, 2009

Pregnant Chicks and Cop Shows

Just a late night show. This clip killed me. Check it out!

January 28, 2009

Breaking News! Someone's Drunk On The Real World Again

January 26, 2009

Bones: Vote for Ohly!

I have this friend named Amanda. Amanda has a dream. Her dream is to be on Bones. She even has a dance to the theme song, so when the contest to win a guest starring role on the show came up, she knew it was destiny. Check out her audition tape and give her a vote. Odd thing to post in Newsgasm? Yes. But when you check out these audition reels, you will thank me.

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Good luck, Ohly!

January 20, 2009

Previously on Lost: by Animosity Pierre

ONE DAY TIL LOST!!! Animosity Pierre sent this over and I got a kick out of it. Check it out, and don't forget to check out Lost tomorrow night on ABC!!

October 29, 2008

Obama is the One...Thing on TV Tonight

I don't think it's so crazy that people are excited about a thirty minute infomercial. I am still obsessed with the knife that cuts through Diet Coke cans, and that thing came out a decade or so ago. My biggest question is, will Obie's ad tonight be as lame as the SNL segment parodying it? Check out last Saturday's sketch after the jump! I think as long as Maya Rudolph doesn't sing again tonight, I'll be ok.

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July 14, 2008

Clipgasm: Greatest American Dog

So I came home a couple days ago bitching and moaning that there was nothing on TV. And then I found a little show called Greatest American Dog on my DVR. WTH was that doing there? Had I set it to record and not remembered? Damn you, Mary Jane! That's how I got hooked on House Flippers!

Anyhoo, I turned it on and I don't think I have laughed that hard in a long, long ass time. I am working to find a recapper for it as we speak, but in the meantime, I would be downright selfish of me not to share my joy with you lovely people. Watch the premier at CBS' home page and check it out on it's regular time, Thursdays at 8!

July 3, 2008

Clipgasm: Andy Rooney Geico Ad Outtakes

Hey guys! My buddy Lowell and I shot this video of a sketch we did this Fall and I thought you might like it. Enjoy!

June 6, 2008

Clipgasm: Real Worlders Improvise

Tuesday night, ChickBomb and I went over to the IO West in Hollywood to check out Dave and Kim from The Real World Hollywood do improv! Their performances aren't shown much on the show, so we didn't really know what to expect. The form was "The Armando", which is where the hosts take a suggestion and tell stories that the other improvisers make scenes out of. Kim and Dave were Armando, so there were no scenes from them, but some pretty amusing stories. Check it out after the jump! xo

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February 20, 2008

The Bandarazzi Kids Video Finally Out!

Ok, so Im just over a week off from "breaking" this story. . . .but I forgot about this video until today when the manager of the band called me to remind me. So I took a look at the video and I gotta say, it really did turn out.

Talk about a TVgasm. At first glance here i see cast of HEROES, LAGUNA BEACH, CHAOTIC, REAL WORLD, MIAMI VICE, FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR, DR. STEVE-O, THE HILLS, 24, ENTOURAGE, THE OFFICE, MAKING THE BAND, SIMPLE LIFE, KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS, MINDFREAK, FULL HOUSE, SILVER SPOONS. . . I cant even keep up....basically everyone who has ever been on TMZ or Perez Hilton (including Perez Hilton) is in this video. Check out the video here...

A Cursive Memory - EVERYTHING

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Now I think Im going start Rubber Band Arazzi which is where I will go to all the hot spots and shoot celebrities....with rubber bands.

December 4, 2007

TVgasm Gives Back

By: Nick The Intern










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Faithful Viewers, with the constant contest giveaways, and giving you the best in up-to-date TV news, it is not often that TVgasm asks for anything back. But if the recent event on Wisteria Lane has proven anything, it's that times are changing fast, sometimes as quick as a whirlwind.
At precisely 2:26 PM CST, an F5 Tornado ravaged the cheery Chicago suburbs, most devastated by this was the quiet town of Fairview. As part of the new TVgasm Gives Back program, I urge each and everyone of you to do what you can to help out the Wisteria Lane Disaster Relief Group. Together we can overcome this travesty. Starting today we can help build a better Fairview for tomorrow!