Hey Gasmii, I posted this contest a while ago, but finally got to it now. This story won the best college story. I wasn't going to post the story, but I thought it was hilarious...so here it is: Congrats Neillfilm!

I took pride in my ability to be lazy in college. It wasn't a big deal for me to spend an entire school day watching movies rather than attending class. Well, my lazy fortitude was put to the test one fateful Easter weekend.
I knew that most of my roommates would be gone, as well as most everyone in town, and so I settled in for several reality TV marathons. Because that's what you do to honor the memory of the Savior's Crucifixion.