I have read snippets about Donny Osmond appearing on Dancing With the Stars all week long. Do I care? I seriously don't, but I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! Then he tells Bonnie Hunt "I am seriously considering doing it, let's put it that way. I guess I just let the cat out of the bag." Only problem? HE HASN'T BEEN ASKED TO DO THE SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE. LOLOLOLLLL Osmond. Why do these people make it so easy to laugh at them? I may not be able to poke fun of Donny for an entire season, but it looks like one of his nephews might be opening the family humiliation door on this season's American Idol. Fingers crossed!

Book a talk show to talk about gigs you don't have. It's kinda brilliant, no?