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August 20, 2007

Reality TV's Grease opens on Broadway

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What a coincidence that the Disney Channel movie, High School Musical 2, smashed all kinds of viewing records and revived the family musical this weekend, the very same weekend that the stage musical spawned from a reality television series opened on Broadway.

The latest revival of Grease, whose leads were chosen by audience vote on NBC's Grease: You're The One That I Want back in March, faced the critics last night at the prestigious Brooks Atkinson Theatre.

And those New York critics, who once could close a show with the tap of a typewriter key, had the big knives out. Already contemptuous of television and movie stars wedging themselves into Broadway shows to get the tourist dollar in the first place, what would you expect them to think of a show starring amateurs?

The New York Times: The effect is rather like one of those makeover shows in which everyday people are dressed and groomed to resemble red-carpet regulars and wind up looking like game but uneasy impostors...

The New York Post: This crass musical makes Legally Blonde seem like West Side Story... This is where the TV show hits the Broadway fan...

The New York Daily News: Americans may know how to choose pop singers, stand-up comics and ballroom dancers, but they have much to learn about picking Broadway stars... Part reality TV, Broadway revival and marketing gimmick... it all adds up to 2 1/4 hours of likable but lackluster entertainment...

Max Crumm won the role of the rebel Danny Zuko and Laura Osnes was selected to play goody-two-shoes Sandy Dumbroski by you-- us, the folks who might visit New York City and take in a Broadway show. What do the esteemed theatre critics think of our choices?

Oy. Read for yourself... after the jump...

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July 20, 2007

Another creepy Brit wants to rule US reality TV

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Pale, weird, mincy theatre hack Andrew Lloyd Webber says Grease: You're The One That I Want stole his idea and may have spoiled his chances to be a big American reality TV star-- even though he's pale, weird and mincy-- and was a guest star on You're The One back in February!

Like Cat Deeley and Nigel Lythgoe and Victoria Beckham before him, the pale, weird, mincy Brit has dreams of becoming the next dentistry-deficient American reality icon, and has signed with the William Morris Agency, his first Hollywood talent agent, to try and sell an American reality show in which he'd find a young'un to star in one of his musicals.

Sounds like You're The One That I Want, NBC's gigantic flopperoo (free advice to producers: next time, think twice about hiring Billy Bush) -- but Lloyd Webber had the idea first, with two hit shows in the UK that found stars for productions of his crappy The Sound of Music and Joseph & The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (paging Donnie Osmond!).

"I went to William Morris so I wouldn't be stymied by that abysmal Grease program, which was a complete rip-off of my idea," LW says, splashing us with his G&T.

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August 20, 2007:Reality TV's Grease opens on Broadway
July 20, 2007:Another creepy Brit wants to rule US reality TV