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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

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Actual ad from this morning's Hollywood Reporter (click on picture for larger image)

Let the "who's it for" speculation begin.

Could it be:
-Ellen
-Rosie
-Travolta & Mystery Flyer

Comments (7)

zevonia:

It's Tom Cruise- he can't get Katie to have another kid with him.

katybee:

I go with zevonia and Tom Cruise.. But another kid? He's trying to make one to put in the place of the one he supposedly already has with Katie.

Lizardqueen:

Dude, I only got 60,000. What gives?

jash:

how is this even post-worthy?

these ads were an everyday occurance in my college newspapers...granted it was an ivy league newspaper...

not notable.

waste of a post.

hey, tell us about caspar weinberger again! that was sure fun!

Madeyoulaugh:

Jash,

You are my own personal Dilana.

-MYL

whawha:

I agree: it's Tom Cruise. Except he just wants it with a little sun-dried tomato and some bacon.

chick110:

It HAS to be Tom Cruise. Note it says "SPECIAL Egg Donor", he wouldn't be satisfied with just any old regular egg donor.

But there wasn't any mention of drug usage, so maybe it isn't him... I think that would be important, even if he did apologize to Brooke Shields.

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