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Comments (7)
It's Tom Cruise- he can't get Katie to have another kid with him.
1 of 7 | Posted by zevonia | Posted on September 1, 2006 12:16 PM
I go with zevonia and Tom Cruise.. But another kid? He's trying to make one to put in the place of the one he supposedly already has with Katie.
2 of 7 | Posted by katybee | Posted on September 1, 2006 12:20 PM
Dude, I only got 60,000. What gives?
3 of 7 | Posted by Lizardqueen | Posted on September 1, 2006 1:50 PM
how is this even post-worthy?
these ads were an everyday occurance in my college newspapers...granted it was an ivy league newspaper...
not notable.
waste of a post.
hey, tell us about caspar weinberger again! that was sure fun!
4 of 7 | Posted by jash | Posted on September 1, 2006 1:52 PM
Jash,
You are my own personal Dilana.
-MYL
5 of 7 | Posted by Madeyoulaugh | Posted on September 1, 2006 2:11 PM
I agree: it's Tom Cruise. Except he just wants it with a little sun-dried tomato and some bacon.
6 of 7 | Posted by whawha | Posted on September 1, 2006 3:36 PM
It HAS to be Tom Cruise. Note it says "SPECIAL Egg Donor", he wouldn't be satisfied with just any old regular egg donor.
But there wasn't any mention of drug usage, so maybe it isn't him... I think that would be important, even if he did apologize to Brooke Shields.
7 of 7 | Posted by chick110 | Posted on September 3, 2006 5:32 PM