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- Once again George Michael has had a wee bit of a traffic incident—this time falling asleep at the wheel at a London traffic light, weaving around, crashing into some things, and then speeding off. Women drivers... [News of the World]
- A recent autograph enthusiasts' poll voted Johnny Depp the best celebrity autographer and Cameron Diaz the worst. Go easy on her, she probably just never learned to write. [AP]
- World's classiest couple Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are awaiting a verdict from a court psychologist before deciding whether to lift Ms. Richards's restraining order. In the meantime, Mr. Sheen will be busy consulting five-figure hookers for a "second opinion." [AP]
- And as a HILARIOUS prank on his reality show Juiced, O.J. Simpson pretended to sell his infamous white Ford Bronco on a used car lot, boasting that the car had been a great getaway vehicle for him. Next week he'll visit a vintage clothing store to pawn off "this great pair of gloves [he] used once." [AP]
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Comments (13)
let's see, wasted AND wearing headphones while driving..George Michael is a mess. if we could just hook him up with Ace, everything would be alright.
1 of 13 | Posted by dredge | Posted on May 15, 2006 8:19 AM
I read The Smoking Gun archives on the Sheen/Richards fiasco. Not sure if anyting on that website is valid, but WOW....quite entertaining.
2 of 13 | Posted by MTV4ME | Posted on May 15, 2006 8:24 AM
loves me some old school oj snark.
3 of 13 | Posted by copygodd | Posted on May 15, 2006 8:26 AM
Oh George...And he was once so hot...Next time wake him up, before he go go's!!!
4 of 13 | Posted by alienlips | Posted on May 15, 2006 8:37 AM
sleeping while driving?! doens't george take to heart ANY of the lessons on Grey's anatomy? I hope he at least is following the "dont wear pantyhose without underwear?" admonition.
5 of 13 | Posted by Leah3t | Posted on May 15, 2006 9:40 AM
Juiced:
Orenthal James working the shoe department selling Manolo Blahniks...
hb
morning d
6 of 13 | Posted by HoneyBunny | Posted on May 15, 2006 10:24 AM
mornin' hb
7 of 13 | Posted by dredge | Posted on May 15, 2006 11:38 AM
why can't you wear pantyhose with underwear? don't they have a cotton lining??
gosh, I had no idea Grey's A was so chock-full of community service advice.
8 of 13 | Posted by Donna Martin Graduates! | Posted on May 15, 2006 12:24 PM
I meant *no* undies
9 of 13 | Posted by Donna Martin Graduates! | Posted on May 15, 2006 12:26 PM
Bi-curious George
10 of 13 | Posted by gamera87 | Posted on May 15, 2006 12:46 PM
well donna, according to the dying mom, (aka aunt on rosanne) it is bad for your cooter's health. and if you see it on gray's, it's so!
11 of 13 | Posted by Leah3t | Posted on May 15, 2006 3:15 PM
I find it hard to believe that OJ can get laid anymore, considering his uselessness to the planet. There's always some dumb chick out there that will put out for a "superstar" I guess.
Seriously- what was he thinking?
12 of 13 | Posted by zoobabe | Posted on May 15, 2006 3:25 PM
~DON'T Wake me up, before you go-go...
Oh that O.J.! He has such a killer sense of humor...
13 of 13 | Posted by Ubiquitous | Posted on May 16, 2006 7:24 AM