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- According to Us Weekly, Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are engaged. This is all well and good, but their baby will still be uglier than Brangelina's. [Us Weekly]
- Malaysia has fined the Pussycat Dolls for a recent concert that was deemed too lewd and lascivious with its "sexually suggestive routines" and "sensuous elements." It's a shocking development considering the band's previous track record of only tasteful sluttiness. [AP]
- NBC has announced a new talent competition (don't groan yet) to find the next Sandy Dumbrowski and Danny Zuko for a stage revival of Grease. The show, named You're The One That I Want, will be a cross between American Idol and EVERY AWFUL HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL EVER. (And yes, I will be watching). [Variety]
- Jason Sehorn has revealed that he spices up his love life by having wife Angie Harmon dress up in little girl costumes. Another way he spices up his love life: he has sex with Angie Harmon. [NY Post]
- Sir Paul McCartney has locked Heather Mills out of his estate. Yeah, I still don't care either. [NY Daily News]
Comments (3)
Uhhh there the Pussycat Dolls of course there gonna be naughty.
1 of 3 | Posted by Terence | Posted on August 9, 2006 11:30 AM
Ok, don't Jason Sehorn and Angie Harmon have like three little girls together? Ew!
2 of 3 | Posted by BSL | Posted on August 9, 2006 12:22 PM
Malaysia has fined the Pussycat Dolls for a recent concert that was deemed too lewd and lascivious with its "sexually suggestive routines" and "sensuous elements." Officials then returned to the boardroom to discuss how best to increase pedophile tourism.
3 of 3 | Posted by Lizardqueen | Posted on August 9, 2006 1:35 PM