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Newsgasm: From Newlyweds to Newlyvorced?
- Start the scandal machine. Nick and Jessica are splitsville, according to Us Weekly. This is probably just Joe Simpson's latest diabolical scheme to promote Ashlee's upcoming SNL appearance. [ET on Yahoo]
- Here's a shocker. Related gets dissed by the critics. I've already been hating on this show for about four weeks, thanks to those annoying Jennifer Esposito billboards all over Los Angeles. [USA Today via Yahoo]
- Groan. The headline of this article reads, "George Lopez to supply ABC with more laughs." Why start now? [Hollywood Reporter via Yahoo]
- I'll admit it. Ashton has great reality shows. His latest, The Fountain of Youth, pairs college seniors with senior citizens and puts them in an Amazing Race environment. Funny, I actually pitched a very, very similar idea to a major cable network. They didn't like it though. I guess that's what happens when you're name isn't Ashton. I'll still be watching. [Variety]
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Comments (14)
Are there any hollywood couples that are not splitting?
1 of 14 | Posted by British | Posted on October 5, 2005 11:31 AM
My universe is shattered.
2 of 14 | Posted by EdHill | Posted on October 5, 2005 11:47 AM
lol
UR correct...Knowing Joe Simpson he probably is doing this as a PR stunt. Frankly after six months of "they are divorcing" when it really does happen nobody will care...or should I say they will care even less than they do now.
3 of 14 | Posted by Karen_Bee | Posted on October 5, 2005 11:50 AM
I'm surprised to see Us Weekly taking the chance of reporting this if it's not true because I thought that was the mag of choice the two of them used when they wanted to have interviews. I just kind of had an impressions that they had a relationship with the good old Lacheys.
4 of 14 | Posted by Leah3t | Posted on October 5, 2005 12:50 PM
Joe Simpson is an Amber Alert. It would behoove our dear Jess to make a permanent split from that creepy perv.
5 of 14 | Posted by ilovejessica...seriously | Posted on October 5, 2005 12:55 PM
If it's true, I am shocked. I thought they'd last forever. After all, they used their wedding and marriage as a career move and reality show fodder. How could such a relationship falter?
6 of 14 | Posted by Ashes | Posted on October 5, 2005 2:17 PM
I don't think it's true... there's no way a girl who waited to have sex until she was married would get a divorce so soon...
7 of 14 | Posted by smithie | Posted on October 5, 2005 2:47 PM
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes won't be splitting up soon now that she's announced she's pregnant!
is it bad i hope she gets post-partem depression and needs to go on meds?
8 of 14 | Posted by corona kid | Posted on October 5, 2005 3:01 PM
Corona kid, no way that will happen. Tom will make sure he spends enough money to get her some pure water and vitamins so that she'll be free of negative alien energy.
9 of 14 | Posted by Ashes | Posted on October 5, 2005 3:23 PM
duh, the tomkat kid is only coming into this world to try to set a post-partum example! i doubt it was even his sperm that got her preggers...and nick and jessica need to end it, i cant take it anymore...
10 of 14 | Posted by beaver | Posted on October 5, 2005 3:53 PM
I agree with braver, That was wot I thought when I saw the news--Katie is a guniea pig for his scientology $hit. And Oh! didn't Katie say she's saving herself for marriage??
11 of 14 | Posted by blue | Posted on October 6, 2005 8:02 AM
**oops Beaver..sorry to get ur name wrong
12 of 14 | Posted by blue | Posted on October 6, 2005 8:04 AM
i thought i read "she's shaving herself for marriage"..my mistake
13 of 14 | Posted by dredge | Posted on October 6, 2005 9:16 AM
b-side do you know when there is gonna be a new beuty and the geek-hopefully it would be as good as last season
-remember TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA!!
14 of 14 | Posted by whocares | Posted on October 8, 2005 10:19 PM