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Newsgasm: Hannah vs. Croc Hunter for Halloween

hannahmontana.jpgThanks to a little help offered on the Disney Channel website, the Hannah Montana look promises to be the costume of choice among young girls (and some grown men in major cities) this Halloween. The 10 easy steps include dark jeans, flat boots, a red, purple green or white top, a glittery ("or even leather") jacket, sparkly scarf, bangles and bracelets, sunglasses, rock star headset, and a pen for when people ask for autographs.

The most important is saved for last: "The wig is key to the look. Wear a long blonde wig with bangs."

The Disney people say they've posted the guide because of all the requests from fans who want to dress up like 13-year-old Miley Cyrus, daughter of country rock star Billy Ray.

Meanwhile, in an appetite-spoiler after the jump, Bill Maher demonstrates that he's still politically incorrect, if a few days behind South Park when it comes to the hip bad taste department, as he takes a stab at the most outrageous costume at a big time Hollywood celebrity Halloween party.

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--Tabloid Baby

Comments (10)

MrsC:

Wow Bill Maher has surpassed himself with an all time low. Just when I thought I couldn't dislike him any more...

Memememe:

Bill Maher is so lame.

Ubiquitous:

Bill Maher is such a tosser.

Who the hell is Hannah Montana?

I can't believe I post:

Good grief Bill Maher is even more of a douche bag than I ever thought.

Double L:

Is it sad that I actually know who Hannah Montana is and actually got the joke?

RealityTV4Me:

Double L - You know what's worse? I happen to know that you also need long, brown lowlights in that blonde wig to pull off the entire look!

Soriner:

In case you needed any more confirmation, I can let you know that Maher is a notorious asshat. Whenever he goes out to eat, he treats the service like absolute shit.

fignuts:

Wow! Andy Dick got faaaaaat......

Alevator:

Politically incorrect or not, the Croc Hunter totally had it coming. You can't deny that.

Ubiquitous:

True, but getting your Halloween costume idea from South Park is lame.

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