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  • Joy Behar has suggested the ultimate act of repentance for Mel Gibson: circumcision. C'mon Joy. That's not fair. We all know Mel hates bloody, gratuitous forms of torture and menace. [AP]

  • The CW is developing a new reality show, The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll, in which several slatternly women from across the country will compete to join the ubiquitous pop group, The Pussycat Dolls. Winners earn the right to smile and let that one girl still do all the singing. [Variety]

  • Angelina Jolie allegedly requested a female server when she recently dined in the swanky steakhouse Dakota in Hollywood. Apparently, the buxom actress felt that male servers gawk at her too much -- especially when they read the dinner specials to her vagina. [New York Post]

  • Fear not. Queer Eye has not been cancelled. It's merely become irrelevant in pop culture. [TMZ]

  • For all those needing to get their stalk on, a collection of luminaries will be descending on Element tonight in Hollywood. Those expected to attend: JC Chasez, Travis Barker, Kristin Cavallari, Tara Reid, the cast of The Hills, and me on the sidewalk with my digital camera. [NY Daily News]

  • And finally, Diddy held his annual White Party in St. Tropez yesterday. We would have gone, but Big Brother was on. Sorry, Puff. Rain check? [TMZ]

Posted in Industry by B-Side at 1:21 PM | | Comments (5)
Last Comment: hardly@work on Aug 3, 2006 01:11 PM.

Comments (5)

HoneyBunny:

"a collection of luminaries will be descending on Element tonight...and me on the sidewalk with my digital camera..."

bring me the scoop Jimmy Olsen, Great Ceasar's Ghost ~


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1 of 5 | Posted by HoneyBunny | Posted on August 2, 2006 1:55 PM

MissKatrina:

I would pay to see a "Beat It" style dance-off between LC and Kristin at Element.

2 of 5 | Posted by MissKatrina | Posted on August 2, 2006 2:20 PM

Ubiquitous:
The CW is developing a new reality show, The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll, in which several slatternly women from across the country will compete to join the ubiquitous pop group, The Pussycat Dolls.
Don't they have enough skanks in that group already? I hear Britney's looking for some extra money to support Cletus.

3 of 5 | Posted by Ubiquitous | Posted on August 3, 2006 3:20 AM

RealityMonkey:

I agree, Miss Katrina. But I think David Bowie ought to judge it too.

4 of 5 | Posted by RealityMonkey | Posted on August 3, 2006 8:09 AM

hardly@work:

So who is recapping flava of love? One of the hos poops on herself during the elimination ceremony...who is going to pass up a chance to recap that? please?

5 of 5 | Posted by hardly@work | Posted on August 3, 2006 1:11 PM

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