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Reality Double Take: Before Brangelina There Was Braustin Scarpitt

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Mr. & Mrs. Smith

This week's People Magazine cover boasts celebrities "BEFORE THEY WERE STARS." What I found most shocking was that in 1988, heartthrob Brad Pitt was Project Runway's Austin Scarlett. Makes me wonder how dreamy Austin will be in 2024. People is available on newsstands now and totally worth buying -- even subscribing to. (Hopefully that will placate People executives and lawyers who are otherwise eager to send out cease and desist orders for unauthorized use of their covers.)

Comments (12)

HoneyBunny:

jc7676 - which "he" were you talking about?


hb

boomersmommy:

Brad Pitt really WAS a pretty boy, back in the day. Wonder what you call that shade of lip gloss.

dredge:

hb, what kind of earrings do you think Brad should be wearing?

Madeyoulaugh:

HOOP, definately hoop.

zevonia:

I don't know, Madeyoulaugh. I think the earrings should be diamonds to go with his "sparkling personality". Oy vey, what a shmuck!

HoneyBunny:

hey d...
why "studs" of course ~


hb;-}

dredge:

lol!
maybe something to match the shirt..er..whatever that is..

murphena:

I actually thought the picture was of Joey Lawrence!

Ms. Tumnus:

I notice that the full cover shot has been removed. Did your attempt at flattery not work MYL?

Madeyoulaugh:

I think B-Side altered it for asthetic appeal.

MYL

Ms. Tumnus:

Ahhhh...I see. He was exercising his POV.

dredge:

hey atleast brad knows that when it comes to make up..less is more.

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