Maureen McCormick's memoir, Here's the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice, is hitting stores tomorrow but who knew her life was so insane? Maureen's new book talks about "her romance with TV sibling Barry Williams, her dates with Michael Jackson and Steve Martin, cocaine binges and parties at the Playboy Mansion and the home of Sammy Davis Jr., an unwanted pregnancy and trading sex for drugs."

Who knew??? And all these years we mistook Jan's concern for jealousy. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.