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Britney shaves her head

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It took Anna Nicole Smith more than fifteen years to play out her sad, inevitable decline. Britney Spears is giving us the recap version, compressing years of degradation into about a week. Boozing in public, changing her hair color, a daylong conversion to Judaism, break-ups, child abandonment, late-night bikini parties, public vomiting, public humiliation, a trip to rehab, escape from rehab, and now, a public meltdown.

Guess she didn't like the brunette look. Because last night, she shaved her head. On camera.

At least now, her friends, family and business associates won't have any excuses if Brit winds up dead on a hotel room floor. Our bets are on a quick "intervention" and a stay at Wonderland (where she'll meet, and marry Mike Tyson). We'll keep you posted.

Meanwhile, see video of the hair-clipping incident... after the jump...

Quite a Friday night for our pals at X-17. Check it out pix and video of the head-shaving here.

(And speaking of shaving-- we're still getting over the report that Britney's limousine hoohah flashes were deliberate-- planned with her lawyers-- to diminish the value of sex tapes that K-Fed was allegedly threatening to sell amid divorce negotiations...)

--Tabloid Baby

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WhosYourPapi Author Profile Page:

Time to start the Britney Death Watch. I'm calling June 17, 2008.

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