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Congratulations and what's wrong with this picture?

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What's wrong with this picture?

The answer (well, one obvious answer) is after the jump!

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Katie Holmes is five feet eight and a half inches tall. Tom Cruise is five foot seven.

--Tabloid Baby

Comments (12)

Madeyoulaugh [TypeKey Profile Page]:

There's that...then there's the whole "hes totally gay" thing.

tj [TypeKey Profile Page]:

^ Made me laugh.

Deena [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I knew there was something off about that picture.

geewits [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Is she squatting? Standing in a hole? Is he wearing lifts? How will I sleep tonight without the answer!!

chick110 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Maybe she had her legs surgically shortened just for the wedding. Poor thing wouldn't have been able to use anesthetic because it is against the Church's teachings...

Lyndsay [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Not to mention that it looks like he is not wearing a wedding ring. WTF?

mandymax [TypeKey Profile Page]:

His pant legs look short . . .

And her legs (well, the leg we can see under her skirt) look bent . . .

I vote for lifts. And flats for her.

B-Side [TypeKey Profile Page]:

How romantic. I too have always wanted to get married in the bowels of a CAVERN.

gamera87 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

They were married in Los Angeles before leaving for Italy.

tikilights [TypeKey Profile Page]:

what is wrong with her? she better get some serious money from this nightmare union

tenny [TypeKey Profile Page]:

where the hell are they, some secret scientology cave?

BFF [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Well, marrying the richest movie star in the world who is not that bad on the eyes .. I wouldn't care if people thought he was short or the marriage was fake. At least she did not enter into a fake marriage with K-Fed, Tom Arnold, David Gest, Michael Jackson..Hey TVGasm, if you talk to Katie, tell her that BFF respects her gangsta!!!

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