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Congratulations and what's wrong with this picture?

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What's wrong with this picture?

The answer (well, one obvious answer) is after the jump!

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Katie Holmes is five feet eight and a half inches tall. Tom Cruise is five foot seven.

--Tabloid Baby

Comments (12)

Madeyoulaugh Author Profile Page:

There's that...then there's the whole "hes totally gay" thing.

tj Author Profile Page:

^ Made me laugh.

Deena Author Profile Page:

I knew there was something off about that picture.

Is she squatting? Standing in a hole? Is he wearing lifts? How will I sleep tonight without the answer!!

chick110 Author Profile Page:

Maybe she had her legs surgically shortened just for the wedding. Poor thing wouldn't have been able to use anesthetic because it is against the Church's teachings...

Lyndsay Author Profile Page:

Not to mention that it looks like he is not wearing a wedding ring. WTF?

mandymax Author Profile Page:

His pant legs look short . . .

And her legs (well, the leg we can see under her skirt) look bent . . .

I vote for lifts. And flats for her.

B-Side Author Profile Page:

How romantic. I too have always wanted to get married in the bowels of a CAVERN.

gamera87 Author Profile Page:

They were married in Los Angeles before leaving for Italy.

tikilights Author Profile Page:

what is wrong with her? she better get some serious money from this nightmare union

tenny Author Profile Page:

where the hell are they, some secret scientology cave?

BFF Author Profile Page:

Well, marrying the richest movie star in the world who is not that bad on the eyes .. I wouldn't care if people thought he was short or the marriage was fake. At least she did not enter into a fake marriage with K-Fed, Tom Arnold, David Gest, Michael Jackson..Hey TVGasm, if you talk to Katie, tell her that BFF respects her gangsta!!!

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