Sheesh, that Dick Clark sure was a buzzkill last night, wasn't he? What a way to count down to the New Year. But while Ryan Seacrest was perfecting his pucker for the much-hyped peck from Christina Aguilera (what was that all about?), the real fun was seen on TV in Japan, where a top-rated New Year's Eve music special featured a fleshtastic topless dance routine that makes the Janet Jackson Superbowl flash look like the small potatoes it was.

This morning, the NHK network apologized for the display during DJ OZMA's performance. But with an explanation. And a catch that makes it all safe for work.

See the explanation, the uncensored picture... and the complete video.. after the jump.