Look at that face! It's John! Maybe he wasn't acting, after all. Austin Nichols starred as the space alien-Christ figure in HBO's challenging John from Cincinnati, that was canceled the day after its first season finale a couple of weeks ago. Now, just like his character, Austin has turned up, talking in riddles and not making much sense at all only this time in Jackson, Michigan, where he was busted for DUI and hauled off to the Jackson County Jail.

And thanks, Austin, because finally...