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The Top TV Quotes Of All Time?

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TV Land has decided to get into the ranking business by announcing the top one hundred TV catchphrases and quotes. We don't know the order yet, but the cable network has released in alphabetical order all one hundred quotes. Most of the choices are pretty good, but I have to question some ("Denny Crane"?). Of course, as will happen with any major list, there are some glaring omissions (most of which from ABC, oddly enough):

  • "Did I do that?" from Urkel (Family Matters)

  • "Don't be reediculous!" cousin Balki (Perfect Strangers)

  • "Cut It Out," Uncle Joey (Full House)

  • "Angela," Tony (Who's The Boss?)

  • "Picture It: Sicily 1942," Sophia (Golden Girls)

I feel like there are more overlooked gems out there. The full list is after the jump. After you've read through them, write what you think are the overlooked catchphrases and quotes, and maybe we'll compile our own list in response.

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Comments (49)

B-Side [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Okay, I'll get the ball rolling. I know I shouldn't hog quotes, but I can't help it!

-"For me to POOP ON!" (Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien")

-"Niice." (Borat, "The Ali G Show")

-"Make It Work." (Tim Gunn, "Project Runway")

-"Congratulations. You're still in the running to be America's Next Top Model." (Tyra Banks, "America's Next Top Model")

-"Seacrest Out." (Ryan Seacrest, "American Idol")

Okay, I'll stop, even though I have many more...

JohnEDowney [TypeKey Profile Page]:

My personal favorite is "Look into the nipples of the future!", from Rocko's Modern Life.

AlJal8754 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

How about "You got it dude," said by Michelle in Full House?

Court_Love [TypeKey Profile Page]:

OK OK
So how can they omit the greatest catchphrase in all of televison history?

That catch phrase being....

BUT FIRST!!!

Court_Love [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Zwicker,

"Live from New York, It's Saturday Night" is a good one.

Also, along the lines of SNL, I also nominate: "In a van down by the river!"

Leah3t [TypeKey Profile Page]:

'I'm so excited....I'm so scaaaaaared!" -- Saved by the Bell


"Physical Challenge!"--Double Dare

"Goodnight Nanny"-- Muppet Babies

YouWannaBMe [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Um, these quotes suck. They left out a lot that I'm sure I'd be able to think of if I compliled a list.

Here's some:

"Your tribe has spoken" - Survivor, Jeff Probst

"He's just not that into you" - Sex and the City

"Save the cheerleader. Save the world" - Heroes

"Next stop, the Twilight Zone" - The Twilight Zone, Rod Serling

YouWannaBMe [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Oh, and one more:

"To the moon, Alice!" - The Honeymooners, Ralph Kramden

Seriously, how did they think up a less popular quote for the Honeymooners to put on this list? Amateurs...

MalloryS [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Well… this list is terrible. I feel like every one people have listed in the comments is more relevant than 10 actually on the list… but here are my contributions:

“… what happens when people stop being polite, and start being real” – The Real World

“How rude!” – Stephanie Tanner

“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” – some old ad, but we’ve all heard it.

“Truthiness.” – Steven Colbert

“Go go Gadget arms (or whatever)!” – Inspector Gadget

“But wait! There’s more!” – Every infomercial ever, but originally one for knives

“You like me! You really like me!” – Sally Field

“...And knowing is half the battle” – GI Joe psa’s

"Wilmaaaaaa!" - Fred Flinstone

Ok ok, I’m done

minda07 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Dumbass" Mr. Foreman That 70's Show

"Hey" Mischa Barton - OC

"He broke up with me on a Post-it" Carrie - Sex in the City

"I ain't your Bitch Bitch" Top Chef

mandymax [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"What you talkin' about, Willis?" Diff'rent Strokes

"Beam me up, Scotty!" - Star Trek

dumbanddumber [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I've got a few...

"Make it so." -- Capt. Picard

"Mmmmm ... donuts..." -- Homer Simpson

"Are you still Master of your Domain?" -- Seinfeld

"Wonder Twin powers - activate!" -- Zan and Jayna

Barfly [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?" - Bart Simpson, The Simpsons

unwise [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I have to go with "Not that there's anything wrong with that..." Jerry Seinfeld. I still say that one.

B-Side [TypeKey Profile Page]:

How about "Whoa!" by Joey Lawrence?

B-Side [TypeKey Profile Page]:

or "It's a Good Thing" by Martha Stewart

MissKatrina [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I thought of a few omissions:

"NEWMAN!" -Jerry Seinfeld

"Hi, neighbor!" -Fred Rogers

"I'd like to buy a vowel" - any jabroni on Wheel of Fortune

sarah [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Will you accept this rose?" - The Bachelor

marge [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I can't believe they used "Angela" by Tony from Who's the Boss and overlooked when Tony says "Eh oh! Oh eh!"

Testiculon [TypeKey Profile Page]:
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” – some old ad, but we’ve all heard it./

MedicAlert commercial, circa 1975

monkeypeanut [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Don't squeeze the Charmin"

"Ancient Chinese secret"

"Pretty sneaky sis"

"You're killing me Larry!"

I dig commercials.

P.S. "Hey you guuuuyyyys" from Electric Company. Children's television is riddled with catch phrases.
*off to do more research*

nickwalsh [TypeKey Profile Page]:

i'm not your bitch, bitch!

jusaplyr [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"just the facts, ma'am, just the facts" - sgt. joe friday
"oh boy" - dr. sam beckett quantum leap
"eat my shorts" - bart simpson
"i pity the fool" - mr. t

jusaplyr [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"have mercy" - uncle jessie

Leah3t [TypeKey Profile Page]:

MalloryS- that real world one really should be in the list. that show changed tv forever!

slutty_whore [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Oh Hell No" Maya Wilkes (girlfriends)

katie [TypeKey Profile Page]:

What, how can "SEACREST, OUT!" not be on that list
lol

626 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"You're in big trouble mister!" Full House

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" South Park

"Ha! I kill me!" Alf

LagunaBeached [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Shes not a CHRRRISSTTIIAANN!!" - Margaret Perrin, Trading Spouses

LagunaBeached [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"That's so Mission Viejo." - Roz

LagunaBeached [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"FLAVOR FLAVVVV!" - Flavor Flav

"New York is in the mo***f*** building, ya'll!" - New York, Flavor of Love

Duchess of Dork [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Hello." Lenny and Squiggy, Laverne and Shirley

"Hiddily Ho!" Ned Flanders, The Simpsons

"Darn, Darn, Darn, Darn, Darn, Darn, Darn!" Herman Munster, The Munsters

"Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup." Al, Happy Days

"OOOOOhhh... There's gonna be trouble." Tootie, Facts of Life

"Kiss my grits." Flo, Alice

"Thanks a lot, Mama!" Mama's family, Mama's Family

" Can I get a 'Woah Bundy'?" Al, Married with Children

"Face it, Keaton. She wants you." Alex, Family Ties

georgiababe [TypeKey Profile Page]:

HOW, I ask, HOW could they leave out Steve Urkel?!!! That catch phrase was the first one that I ever learned! Not to mention the ones from Full House by Michelle, Stephanie and Uncle Jesse that have been mentioned above.

Also, even though it's a kid's show, what about this one?:

"Care Bears, SHARE!!" and the Care Bear Countdown

Or what about Scooby-Doo?
"Jinkies!" - Velma
"Zoinks!" - Shaggy and of course
"Scooby dooby doo!"

Tsk. What a travesty.
~Georgia~

Rioux [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I just have to add the rest of the quote to dumbanddumber's Capt. Picard quote:

"Make it so Number One." -Capt. Picard. "Star Trek The Next Generation

troiaj [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Not one from Arrested Development?!

iheartpomodoros [TypeKey Profile Page]:

First of all, I created an account to complain about "Live From New York It's Saturday Night." Here is why...

That is the most universal quote, because it is a show that has been watched by all generations...IDIOTS

Also, way to ignore Friends in general. Do the words "Smelly Cat" mean nothing to you?

...or how about "Let's hug it out, bitch."

or how about " "~Jason Waller and/or Alex


GEEZ

iheartpomodoros [TypeKey Profile Page]:

This is Sportscenter

Also, B-side, will you marry me?

Woozlfreak [TypeKey Profile Page]:

How could they not include

"Crikey" from Steve Irwin?

Duchess of Dork [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"DONKEY!!!!" Chef Ramsey, Hell's Kitcken

"... Excellent..." Mr. Burns, The Simpsons

"Why, I oughta..." Moe, The Three Stooges

"You're going to have to trust me." Jack Bauer, 24

"Frakin' toaster." Humans, Battlestar Gallactica

"The number one threat: Bears." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report

"WAAALLLTTTT!!!!!" Michael, Lost

"Haha." Nelson, The Simpsons

Gasmreader [TypeKey Profile Page]:

And for those of us from the East Coast -- Baltimore/Washington Area,

"G*d Damn Bitch Set Me Up!" -- Mayor Marion Barry (DC) to FBI

Duchess of Dork [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Dude." Hurly, Lost

"The truth is out there." X-files

"Damn good coffee!" Agent Cooper, Twin Peaks

"Yes, Master." Jeanie, I Dream of Jeanie

sarah [TypeKey Profile Page]:

How about:

"He could go all the way!" - Chris Berman ESPN

Duchess of Dork [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"No whammy. No whammy. No whammy. Stop!" some gameshow from a long time ago.

colemala [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I really can't believe they left out so much of SNL. "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night" is a must. But also, what about "We are two wild and crazy guys!" Old yes, but still. Also, all of the Sean Connery on jeopardy quotes: "I'll take the Penis Mightier for $400" or "The Rapists for $200."

This list is seriously disappointing.

mexiled [TypeKey Profile Page]:

two words:

Just Jack!

bobz99by [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Leaving out Urkel is an atrocity of epic proportions....however i will give kudos for putting in Luke from the OC...lol writer must be an OC fan

antebellum [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Oh man, I'm going to sound like a total idiot when I say this, but it really bothers me when people refer to Joey from Full House as the girls' uncle. He was just Danny's friend.

Anyway, there are some really good ones that people have mentioned that I can't believe were overlooked. My contribution:

"Kissmyass!" Whitney Houston, Being Bobby Brown

antebellum [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Oh man, I'm going to sound like a total idiot when I say this, but it really bothers me when people refer to Joey from Full House as the girls' uncle. He was just Danny's friend.

Anyway, there are some really good ones that people have mentioned that I can't believe were overlooked. My contribution:

"Kissmyass!" Whitney Houston, Being Bobby Brown

B-Side [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Even better, "HELL TO THE NO!" whitney houston, Being Bobby Brown

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