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Okay, there's these total nerds right? And they're going on a heist or something, something about Star Wars! You guys like Star Wars, right? Yes! And nerds! No, no, don't worry they will TOTALLY show boobs in this movie, they cut away at the last second where a hottie lifts up her shirt in this trailer, TWICE! It is totally gonna be worth seeing! Oh, OH! And get this, William Shatner's in it as...William Shatner! But you don't know that right away, that's why it's funny! And dude, if you know Star Wars at all you're gonna love this movie! This thing has like all kinds of references, like warp speed and the trash compactor scene and a thing about the FORCE being his BONER! HILARIOUS! Oh man, and there's so many awesome nerd references in this movie. They even go to Harry Knowls’ house! Shit, you don't know who that is?! Damn, this movie is already making me feel so superior to the people around me and I haven't even seen it yet! This trailer works! And did I mention there were almost boobs, TWICE! And like EVERYONE is in this movie. Even Seth Rogan and Lando! At the end when they run out of funny scenes to show they spend like a minute running down all their cameos and they use the character names of how most nerds know them, instead of their real names! Like that dude from Tropic Thunder! You know, the explosives guy! The one who has had major roles in seven movies in the past two years and has his own show on HBO. Nobody knows that guy (Danny R. McBride)!
But they didn't mention Kristen Bell, which is totally why I wanted to see this movie in the first place. Damn, I wanna see Veronica's Mars' boobs! Here's hopin'! Punch it, Chewie ( and yes, they totally make a joke about this in the trailer!!)
Comments (3)
I had a great time reading this, thanks! I don't usually watch movie trailers (hardly ever watch movies), but I might just start.
Be great to see what you could do with a realityTV recap....
1 of 3 | Posted by itchy | Posted on February 20, 2009 12:08 AM
uh, you know that trailer review of F.U. was very amusing.
You didn't mention BOOBS once but wasn't the camera, at least, lingering on some BOOBS?
Yes, I agree with itchy. You need to recap a reality TV show. Uh, and if you don't like reality TV you need to find one that you like. Some very funny stuff, Mister.
2 of 3 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on February 20, 2009 5:17 PM
Okay, I just read that STREET FIGHTER review. I was laughing out loud at that one. I think you might be TOO GOOD for TVGASM. You should be writing books or movies or comedy for Conan or a TV SHOW (30 ROCK would be a good fit).
Good luck and remember us all when you're rolling in money.
3 of 3 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on February 20, 2009 5:34 PM