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The next Chris Farley?

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Fresh out of rehab, just turned 21, recently booked for a DUI in Beverly Hills, busted for drunk driving this morning in Santa Monica, mugshot above.

What would you do to save Lindsay Lohan?

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Lindsay on Saturday

with alcohol-monitoring device

on her ankle

We'll give the suggestions to her dad.

--Tabloid Baby

Comments (5)

SoTotallyRandom Author Profile Page:

who the hell cares?

nerrawllehctim Author Profile Page:

I had begun to think about how Robert Downey Jr.'s career, and not to mention Drew Barrymore's career, turned out after rehab. If Lindsay can take note from these people, she can stay on the right track. If all else fails, I will have to wish her the best of luck.

pupkick Author Profile Page:

who cares, let her die. let her take some more tards with her.

Shollia Author Profile Page:

Give her a gun, give her a bullet and tell her to rid this world of another piece of scum.


:P Seriously though, that's too harsh even for me, but with the way some of these celebrities are going, they might as well just commit suicide since they seem to hell bent on killing themselves.
Might as well do it quickly and cleanly and not behind the wheel of a car where they could possibly kill someone else.

SoTotallyRandom Author Profile Page:

you can't compare Robert Downey, Jr. or Drew Barrymore to this celebutard - both are critically acclaimed actors with solid careers and more importantly TALENT. when you strip away all of the notoriety, all you have is a piece of trailer park trash, just like her peer, britney spears.

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