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Arnie gets up to the control gizmo but guess who is waiting for him? No, not Santa, it's The Evil Future Cox and he's got a shoebox, I mean a bomb, a totally believable scary bomb. He's going to blow up the alien thingamajig and shoot Arnie, but first he starts moaning about how he didn't want to do this and it's all Arnie's fault, and give me a frigging break. He sounds just like the BFF. I don't know what it is in this movie, but no one can shoot Arnie without turning into a complete Wendy Whiner.
Blam! Melina shoots The Evil Future Cox, and thank god for that. Can I nominate her for a parade? Too bad for Arnie The Evil Future Cox sets off the timer on his bomb. Arnie tosses the bomb down this big airshaft and we get a big fireball (YAY!) and then everyone starts getting sucked down the airshaft. Arnie manages to fire up the alien air making thingee and The Evil Future Cox gets sucked down the airshaft. Too bad for Arnie and Melina they get sucked down the shaft too. Everyone starts getting Jonas Brother's face, and The Evil Future Cox's actually pops, but the Alien air making thingee kicks in and Arnie and Melina live.
A big cloud of fresh air busts in all the windows on the dome, which saves the lives of all the mutants and hookers, and it is now official, the good guys have won yet again. Arnie wonders if it's all a dream, but realizes that doesn't matter, because if it is, he'll just wake up and have sex with Sharon Stone again. The End.
Well there you have, a movie just brimming with lessons for all of us to take away from it, like you should always listen to your balding Fred Flintstone friends, and not screw around with your brain. Also you shouldn't stare at them at the beach, it makes them self conscious. Anyone who marries Sharon Stone Should be issued a protective cup. Cosmic rays cause mutations, which are bad, but they make three boobed hookers, so the jury is still out on this one. The thicker the glasses, the smarter the person; fun fact, Helen Keller was the smartest person in human history, and lastly the reason you had to climb the rope in gym class is that so if you ever need to fire up an alien air making thingee while you are trying not to get sucked out into a vacuum, you'll be prepared. I can't recommend this movie enough, go check it out.
Comments (4)
"Arnie and Michael Ironside? You know I'm starting to think Sharon Stone is a bit of a Lucy Loose Labia in this movie."
AND self-esteem issues!
BTW, now that you're a big shot over there on the TV side doin' recaps and all, just remember, when you are comparing two things, it is THAN not THEN.
Love you and your recaps.
1 of 4 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on June 29, 2009 10:09 PM
AHHHH, Waffleboy this movie was considered such a MINDFUCK when it first came out! Strange how badly it has aged, but I still love to see people's faces exploding.
Two things I have to tell you... One: Prissy Doctor Guy... I ran into him back in 1999 when I lived in L.A. Big ol' queen.
Two: Three Boobed Hooker's name is Lycia Naff and she was actually a lead dancer on the TV series "Fame" (and even had a featured role playing Danny Amatullo's girlfriend in an episode about racial tensions). BTW, she does not really have three boobs. I don't think.
Awesome job, loved this moviegasm.
love, J-Mo :)
2 of 4 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on June 30, 2009 11:15 AM
Waffleboy, loved it again! This is another one that I haven't thought of in so long, but loved it when I first saw it!
I love the movies that you pick out each week, and I'm always excited to see what you'll talk about next.
Oh, and picking your nose can save your life? LMFAO. Love love love your work.
SWAK, PottyMouth
3 of 4 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on July 1, 2009 7:54 PM
Hey pixielated, thanks for the tip. Sorry I got a little behind schedule last week and the proof reading process boiled down to "are there vowels in all the words?" I'll try to do better this week.
J-Mo, you pheee-nominal human being you. You know while I was watching this one I was thinking for a 20 year old movie it didn't look that bad. okay, aside from a future where everyone drove around in golf carts.
Thanks for the info on Lycia Naff. One of the things I love about old movies is spotting people who were on TV at the time, or people who hit it big later on. Kind of like the way I love the fact Forest Whitaker is in Blood Sport.
PottyMouth,
A big swak right back for you too. The movie selection process over here at apartmento de waffleboy is pretty casual. It can range from stumbling across a movie on cable, to in this week's case pulling the movie up on Netflicks because I hadn't seen it in years either. It's about the level of organization you'd except from someone who is easily fascinated by shiny objects and string.
4 of 4 | Posted by waffleboy09 | Posted on July 4, 2009 6:11 AM