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Conan goes back to the Mountain of Power for the third freaking time and finds James Earl Jones giving the dirty hippies some mumbo jumbo pep talk. James Earl Jones then pulls out the sad puppy dog eyes and tells Conan that he's Conan's father. Well that line may have freaked out Mark Hamill in that Star Wars movie, but Conan's not buying it, and Boop! Off comes James Earl Jones head. Conan then steps to the edge of the balcony and tosses James Earl Jones's head down these stairs so it lands at the feet of all of Thulsa Doom's followers, which is Conan's way of saying; "ok dirty hippies, the concert is over. Get the F@#k out of Woodstock!"
And of course they do. Conan then sets Thulsa Doom's Mountain of Power on fire and leaves with the princess who looks like she is about to apply for the now open position of Conan's Lady. The end.
Like I said at the top of the post, this movie is neon awesome. Of course, if you know of a better movie where a current state governor runs around in a fantasy setting decapiting bad guys then I'm all ears.
Comments (4)
I have to admit. Conan #1 was my favorite Arnold movie. "Do you want to live forever?" I had always hoped he would make just one more. (the second one just didn't compare). Terminator 2 is next on my list. I stop & watch it every time I come across it.
Glad to have ya on the team Waffleboy. Now how about "Star Trek"?
1 of 4 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on May 17, 2009 6:14 PM
OMG, WaffleBoy, THERE you are! LOVED reading this, it's one of my all time favorite movies. BTW, the orgy scene in the Mountain of Power with all those hefty big boys? Nice. Awesome job.
BTW, if you're in the mood for a DOUBLE-dose of state-governors, check out Arnold's 1988 take on the Stephen King story "The Running Man"... it has him AND former Minnesota Governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura in it. Oh, and a stereotypically gay hairdressing queen. And the awesomeness that is Maria Conchita Alonso. And a dance scene that was choreographed by none other than Paula Abdul! I'd love to read your take on it...
love, J-Mo :)
2 of 4 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on May 18, 2009 2:14 PM
"chooch850:
I have to admit. Conan #1 was my favorite Arnold movie. "Do you want to live forever?" I had always hoped he would make just one more. (the second one just didn't compare). Terminator 2 is next on my list. I stop & watch it every time I come across it.
Glad to have ya on the team Waffleboy. Now how about "Star Trek"?"
Hi chooch,
thanks for the comment, yep this was a good one. The second one did blow (in my opinion because they went for a PG rating and expected Grace Jones to speak in complete sentences). Not to get too geeky here, but in the director's commentary for Conan John Milus said they were supposed to make three movies, but it all fell apart with the producers. Too bad, but it did free up Arnold's schedule to make Kindergarten Cop...I mentioned it was too bad right?
As far as Star Trek, Chooch, which one? Anyway thanks for reading and thanks for commenting.
3 of 4 | Posted by waffleboy09 | Posted on May 21, 2009 4:26 PM
J-Mo:
OMG, WaffleBoy, THERE you are! LOVED reading this, it's one of my all time favorite movies. BTW, the orgy scene in the Mountain of Power with all those hefty big boys? Nice. Awesome job.
BTW, if you're in the mood for a DOUBLE-dose of state-governors, check out Arnold's 1988 take on the Stephen King story "The Running Man"... it has him AND former Minnesota Governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura in it. Oh, and a stereotypically gay hairdressing queen. And the awesomeness that is Maria Conchita Alonso. And a dance scene that was choreographed by none other than Paula Abdul! I'd love to read your take on it...
love, J-Mo :)
Yea J-Mo! I'm so glad you stopped by you Pheee-nominal human being you.
They did trot out some quality eye candy in this one, huh?
The Running Man? J-Mo your stock is sky rocketing over here because you are talking about some 14 karat brown stuff with that movie. And not only do you get all the cool stuff you mentioned but Dweezil Zapa wanders around in a raspberry beret. I'm actually going to be watching this one this weekend thanks to my movie rental connection (no plugs, but it rhymes with schmetflicks). Hopefully we'll be talking about this one real soon.
Thanks for stopping by
4 of 4 | Posted by waffleboy09 | Posted on May 21, 2009 4:36 PM