New Shows, New Concepts, Newport Harbor
Whoa! Didn't mean to sneak up on you there, kids.
Thank goodness MTV has come to their senses and thought up a completely new and original idea for a high school reali-drama. They've moved the Laguna Beach crew 11 miles up shore to Newport Harbor! Gone are the days of suntanned hard bodies frolicking nearly naked to parties galore. Gone are the episodes full of condoned underage drinking and obscene money spending. That stuff was so not how high school was, so I'm glad we're getting some more realistic children to follow. Uh huh. Like I said, Newport is 11 miles away from Laguna so clearly the kids in Newport were so remote that they weren't aware of the buzz and fame the original Laguna kids produced and have no idea what possibilities lie in store for them. I'm sure they'll go unsuspectingly about their privileged little lives and we'll just be like flies on the proverbial wall, catching an innocent and earnest slice of real teenage life. It will be just like going back to high school - without the snow.
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