Rikki to Vikki: I'm two minutes older, that's why I'm fatter...

MTV is doing a third season of A Shot of Love, but this time it's with bisexual twins. The new series is going to be called, A Double Shot of Love with Rikki and Vikki, aka the Ikki Twins. GOD HELP US ALL!!!!

So, by calling themselves bisexual, are they referring to the kind that get drunk and kiss other girls at bars for attention??? Or are they full fledged bisexuals? Margaret Cho said it best and I think her statement of, "being bisexual just means you're a slut," sums up the whole series.

This whole series seems like a Doublemint commercial gone bad...Truthfully, I can't wait to see the train wreck. A Double Shot of Love starts December 9th on MTV.