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Amy Winehouse: Always a Lady!

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[image via TMZ]

TMZ Can I get a witness???!!! Okay, we all know that Amy Winehouse is soul-singin' drug user. But now we have further information that lets us know that she is also a fightin', public restroom crack-smokin', toothless junkie...I've just read that a girl has come forward with her story of witnessing Amy hitting the crack pipe at Lollapallooza in the ladies room. FINALLY, WE HAVE PROOF!

A girl that befriended Amy at the festival earlier this month went to the bathroom with her when Amy decided to pull out her crack pipe and smoked away! When security shooed everyone out of the bathroom, Amy let her new friend stay to watch her smoke crack...and then witnessed good ol' high Amy stare at herself in the mirror and apologize profusely to herself. "I'm so sorry," she said...

Really Amy??? I'm sorry!!! You didn't even send out an Evite for this event!!!

"Summer cocktails with Amy!" Come for an evening of booze and pooze in Chi-town!

And at the end of the night, stay for the annual scavenger hunt to see just what's in Amy's hair. Last time we found lip gloss, tampons, AND her missing tooth!!!! And...that was just in her bangs!!!!! Come explore the left side of her hair. Its been rumored that Billie Holiday's corpse is somewhere trapped in her nest.

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Comments (10)

GIFFORDSAZ [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Well Nads, welcome to the newsgasm page.. and that is one scary looking chick.... not that I would have wanted and invite to her public breakdown but it does give me the hope that my complete obsession with Big Brother has saved me once again.

It'sLikeKissingAPeanut! [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I love her hair!

Arlinda [TypeKey Profile Page]:

So she did see what she looked like and still walked out the bathroom LOL.

Donna Martin Graduates! [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Funny item -- thanks! But isn't this photo one of the ones recently splashed over the British tabloids after Amy got caught by her husband about to do drugs with a call girl and they got into a full-on fight? He was seen with scratches all over his face and neck. She was seen running into the street towards a strangers car, all bloody and bruised, begging to get away.

Poor woman obviously has major issues, but marrying an abusive husband isn't doing much for her damaged self-esteem.

TinkerbellAPixie [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Oh Donna, I didn't know about the whole marital situation - that's pretty sad and kinda explains the other issues.

Amazing that a woman who can come across so strong in the media can still be a victim in their personal life.

chooch850 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

What is everyone's obsession with this skank?

Nads ?:

Donna Martin Graduates! Yes that picture is from the fight with her husband after she was trying to cut herself...and then her husband tried to intervene and stopped her...causing her messy face. AND THEN...to two went away for a holiday...what a mess...

Donna Martin Graduates! [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Right, and according to the Daily Mail (an unreliable source at best, but now repeated on wikipedia) --

"In the early hours of August 23 the singer and her husband were spotted and photographed by the Daily Mail stumbling around streets of London badly bloodied and bruised. Guests at the Sanderson hotel reported hearing the sound of clattering furniture and screaming coming from the couple's £500-a-night suite around 11:00 PM the night before.

At 2:30am, Winehouse was seen sprinting down the corridor to the lift, pursued by her badly bleeding husband. One guest who got into the lift to reception at the same time said they started shouting at each other. "Amy was in floods of tears. This guy was screaming at her. She was cowering in the corner and I thought he was going to hit her. When the lift door opened, she took off across the lobby at a real pace".

In a series of texts between the singer and celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, the singer said "I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn't good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life."


OKAY -- anyone (ie her husband) could have sent that text (if indeed there was one sent to La Hilton) but it does read like the words of an abused woman -- "... and rightly said I wasn't good enough for him..."

It's tough at the top.

Donna Martin Graduates! [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I wonder who's paying for the holiday? What does her husband do, besides sponge off her and undermine her fame and self-worth?

Nads ?:

rightly said people!

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