Federal judge James Zagel ruled that Rod Blagojevich cannot go to Costa Rica to shoot I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. The judge said, "It's way too soon. I don't think this defendant in all honesty ... fully understands the position he finds himself in..."I do not have confidence that things will not go astray if I modify bond conditions."

I'm so happy that he's not being rewarded with the chance to up his "celebrity" status. It would have been a good booking for the show, but this guy is a disgrace and is milking every penny for being the ultimate douche. Sorry Blago, you're just a big ol' douch-o, now go sit in a corner and think of what you did wrong.