Allegedly we have a Paula Abdul punking to look forward to in Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno. Does it surprise you that Paula had no idea who he was? I actually kind of feel bad for Paula because she's become the butt of every joke, although she's brought it all on herself.

Excuse me for a second Gasmii: I have to go check my temperature for defending Paula. I'm so soft today. Hope it's not Swine.