Conan O'Brien just bought a $10.5 million dollar home in Brentwood, California to get ready for his big move to The Tonight Show in '09. The house lists as having a screening room, a 1,500 bottle wine room, a paneled library with a bar, a 60 foot veranda, a pool, a spa, a pavilion with a fireplace, an outside kitchen...blah blah blah, 10-foot ceilings, blah blah blah, six fire places. Look Conan, I'm really happy about your new house and all, but I just want to know when you're going to adopt me...is that too much to ask?