Say it ain't so, the man of stalking power wants to meet Paul Simon and Faye Dunaway! He said, "I'd like to meet Paul Simon. I really love his music." Then, he continued to say that he really wants to spend some time with Faye Dunnaway because he claims they went to Catholicism classes together.

Faye, I wouldn't worry too much, I'm sure you're not his type like Paul. You don't have a penis. He probably just wants to go shopping and drink Eucharist wine with you. On the other hand, Paul, start digitally re-mastering and re-releasing, "If You Be My Bodygaurd."