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Dancing With The Stars Lineup

steve wozniak
"My favorite dance is The Silicon RAM"

The official Dancing With The Stars: Season 8 lineup was announced last night...some are great...some NOT SO MUCH...

Here are the next set of rug cutters:

-Belinda Carlisle, 50, singer (former Go-Go frontwoman)
-Stephen "Steve-O" Glover, 34, reality-TV star

-Lil' Kim, 33, rapper
-Nancy O'Dell, 42, Access Hollywood anchor
-Denise Richards, 37, actress (formerly of Wild Things )

-David Alan Grier, 53, comedian

-Steve Wozniak, 58, billionaire and co-founder of Apple Computers

-Shawn Johnson, 17, Olympic gymnast
-Jewel Kilcher, 34, singer and married to Ty Murray
-Gilles Marini, 33, actor
-Ty Murray, 39, former rodeo cowboy...and married to Jewel!
-Lawrence Taylor, 50, retired NFL player
-Chuck Wicks, 29, singer

My thoughts on a few:
-Steve Wozniak -- He's becoming somewhat of a reality star these days after his stint on D-List...and now this show? What gives? Is he just bored or a closeted attention whore?
-Lil' Kim -- Her partner is going to have to carry her in a baby sling just so she can reach.

Lil Kim Dancing

-Jewel and Ty -- Did they use some sort of a 2-for-1 coupon?
-Belinda Carlisle -- Love her.
-Steve-O -- One word: Douche-O.

DWTS premieres Monday, March 9, 2009 at 8PM ET/PT on ABC.

Comments (2)

chooch850:

These people suck ass. I don't even know most of them.

slutty_whore:

I would want to be paired with Lil Kim, just to ask her how she enjoyed her portrayal in the movie "Notorious" and for her to rap "Lighter's Up" or "Get Money" during practice.

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