The Dunder Mifflin Paper company is hiring "online" employees. Now they've taken it too far, but to be honest with you, I wouldn't expect anything less and I love it! The headline says: "We're looking for highly motivated self-starters to join our Dunder Mifflin Infinity program. You're in full control of your Dunder Mifflin destiny: you set your own hours and your income is based purely on how invested you are in Dunder Mifflin Infinity."
Job Requirements are:
1. Must enjoy fun.
2. Must know how to use a computer.
3. Creativity is a plus but not a requirement.
4. Must be reliable.
5. Must be able to work within the confines of a team environment.
6. Leadership skills are helpful, but not vital.
7. Must not be a quitter.
Do you think this could be the start of an online virtual website like The Virtual Real World and all of the other virtual MTV shows they have online? That is one virtual world that I want to join. It's so crazy because I've always like the show as a friend, but today I'm looking at The Office in a whole new way. I'm in Love. I hope my mother approves, she's the one that doesn't like inter-television relationships. Oh the guilt. Mom, I'm coming out today. I'm going to say it, um, um, I don't like Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.