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FOX News Worries That Dora the Explorer is on Her Way to Whoredome

In more "Let's Pretend that the Country's Not Crumbling Before Our Very Eyes" news, Dora the Explorer got a makeover!! She's been aged to nine years old and now has pretty long hair. Do you care? Me neither. But I came upon this clip of FOX News talking heads getting all upset about it. Dora looks like a Bratz doll! Next they're gonna make her a pregnant sixteen year old! WHO'S NOT MARRIED. OY. Personally what I find frightening here is an adult man talking about how sexy a typical nine year old is. Watch the video after the jump.

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Donna Martin Graduates!:

Steady on, Nads! The new Dora doesn't look trampy at all. Just updated and more current.

I liked what the lady they were interviewing said, abour her ethnicity becoming an accessory (not cool) and how she lost her backpack & compass (why?! That's what she's all about!)

You wrote -- "Personally what I find frightening here is an adult man talking about how sexy a typical nine year old is."

I didn't hear that at all -- I heard his anxiety at his own kids getting sexualised too early by things like those ghastly and slutty Bratz dolls - UGH! I dunno what I would do if I was a parent today! You can't ban that stuff -- it just becomes more enticing.

I have friends who said they wouldn't make a song and dance about their kids receiving inappropriate toys, but those toys would quietly vanish after a short while...

Donna Martin Graduates!:

oops -- sorry, Flip!

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