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Hulk Will Be On The Market Again Soon

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Poor Hulky. His wife just filed for divorce this past week, the worst part about it is that he didn't even know until the reporter told him that the divorce papers had been submitted. Sucks for you Hulk.

At 54, you have three options: you can either be someone's sugar daddy, marry someone close in age, or go for a cougar. A cougar for you would be in her eighties. I opt that you get yourself a cougar. The two of you could have a "wrinkle-off" and live at the Wrinkle Ranch Retirement Community. Life wouldn't be so bad: backgammon, lawn bowling, and trying to keep Nick from racing. You could get Nick a racing golf cart and give him some spinning rims to keep him from whining. Brooke could serve as the retirement community's Vanna White pushing people around in their wheelchairs. Hulk, think about it, life at the retirement community could rock...it would certainly make for a great season of Hogan Knows Best. The divorce just maybe the kick start your career needs. Hogan Knows Best: The Hulk And His Cougar.


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Hulk lookin' good next to his cougar


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Nick's new wheels: Life in the fast lane. "Thanks Dad! You do know best!"

Comments (2)

TheGreatAndPowerfulShaz:

I can't help but feel badly for this guy. 24 years of marriage, where Linda Hogan has enjoyed quite a lifestyle. Now, she gets a little "fame" and decides to leave him. Somehow, I saw this one coming.

Nads:

I know, it's actually so sad. I hope he picks his pieces soon. He used to work out at my gym when he lived in California and was always so chatty and SUPER nice.

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