Chuck Norris is suing the Penguin Group over the satirical book, The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human. Ian Spector, a Brown University student wrote the book, and now Chuck is pissed and wants the books recalled, and destroyed! The book has all of the Chuck Norrisisms, including, Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. To bad he has never cried...Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."
Chuck has been Mike Huckabee's wingman, and has even made Chuck Norris jokes about himself during Huckabee's campaign commercials, and now he can't take a joke.
I understand why he's mad that people are making money off his name, but his claim is, "Spector and publisher Penguin Group have hurt his reputation." If they've hurt your reputation Chuck, then don't play their game during your endorsements. It's SATIRE. And, this is the most press you've received in years, be thankful.
Now that he's gotten "so political" he's taking himself way too seriously. Get over it Chuck and show me how you can win a game of Connect Four in three moves oh powerful one.