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Janice Dickinson Vs. Tyra Banks

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My BMI is fierce

Oh no she di'int! Janice Dickinson went on The Today Show to promote the season 3 of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency and flat out called Tyra Banks fat on national television. Janice, woah there! You can talk about Tyra's forehead all you want, but not her weight. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? Let's look at the stats here.

You're both crazy, so that one is out the door.

Tyra
Has the bigger forehead
Has two shows on-air on a network channel
Could be a plus size model at times
Still Crazy
Has a fierce whisper when she votes people off her show

Janice
Your lips look horrible
You're anorexic looking (I'm sorry, "allegedly" anorexic)
You define crazy
I actually like Top Model better than your show

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I win bitch!

I think that Tyra wins this battle. High forehead and all. I can't believe that hearing what Janice Dickinson said about Tyra has deduced me to defending Tyra. I'm not a big fan of Janice nor Tyra, but Janice can't go around national television and calling people fat. Especially when Top Model helped boost Janice's career again. So, what it boils down to, is Janice must have done it for publicity. Crack is Whack Janice. So, why don't you just join forces again, and call it a day. If you think Tyra's fat, just help her out a little; take some of her fat and inject it in your lips, worst things have happened. And there's no denying that it would be great publicity.

Comments (3)

TheGreatAndPowerfulShaz:

Just when I start to soften towards Janice Dickinson (due to her horrendous childhood horrors), she goes and pulls her wenchiness out for the whole world to see. I didn't even know her show has a second season, much less a thrid. Bitter much, Janice?

Nads:

I couldn't agree with you more. It's not like I'm a huge Tyra fan, but seriously? National Television? The worst part about it is that she was comparing Tyra to Jennifer Love Hewitt. She was saying that Jennifer Love Hewitt is "healthy" and Tyra is just plain "FAT".

heehaw:

janice is correct. you can't argue with the truth.
TYRA IS FAT FATTY FAT FAT!!!!!
and she knows it.

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