Kate Hudson kicked Dax Shephard to the curb. Poor little Dax, apparently he came on too strong, and Kate just wanted to take things slow. Word on the street is that Dax proposed to Kate and poor Daxy just fell too hard. Ouch.
Meanwhile, poor Kate has been trying to get over her last marriage AND her suicidal funny man ex. Dax, what are you thinking? You're not on the set of Punk'd! You should have nurtured that relationship and taken things slow. It's not like she's the bearded lady that pops out of the canon in your comedy circus. She waxes her facial hair and she doesn't work for scale.
This looks like a classic case of the lady wearing the capris in the relationship. Allegedly Kate has never gotten over Owen, and just hated his lifestyle...so what do you think? Now that he's on his way to cleaning up, there could be a Kate and Owen romance stirring up. I smell something steaming under the hood of Kate's car that needs fixin' from the sad clown.
I'll have two pitchers of Sad Clown on the rocks