Mystery has made Kosmo the winner of VH1's Pick Up Artist, and I'm still waiting for Ed McMahon to come knocking on my door with balloons and a check telling me I won the American Family Publishing sweepstakes.
Kosmo is deemed the Master Pick Up Artiest by Mystery. I wonder what kind of stigma he's going to have now going around town with that tittle under his belt?
Ladies, if you saw any of those guys in the field would you want to date them now that they've been coached by Mystery? I'd rather be blissfully ignorant and not know that my man went to "pick up school". But then again, a winner is a winner. Annnnddd, beggers can't be choosers. Not that I'm begging....
Gasmii, here's the part of the show that made me angry, right before Mystery announced the winner, he said, "I'm going to grant the winner to my social circle." Mystery save it!! Wow, thank you for gracing me to your social circle.
The best part was Kosmo's closing line: "I'm not a player, I'm not a pimp, I'm a pick up artist." I think that ruins his whole game; the art of picking up is not something you should be bragging about like Mystery does. I think Mystery is a loser, entertaining nonetheless, but a loser. Let's set the record straight: he wears eyeliner, and Snoopy goggles over his doo rag.
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Kosmo!!! Quit while you're ahead, take your new found confidence and don't call yourself a pick-up artist. That word means the same thing to me as being a Subway Sandwich Artist. So, unless you're ready to ask people if they want white or wheat, drop the tittle.
Truth be told, If they have a season 2, I'd watch it.
Comments (5)
I agree that Mystery is a total loser, and I haven't watched the show consistently. If I was a woman I would stay as far away as possible from anyone who called himself a "pick-up artist" or wore stupid goggles and eyeliner and nail polish.
My wife says she finds something about Mystery appealing but I chalk that up to the fact that he is on TV.
I just don't get it...
1 of 5 | Posted by escuccim | Posted on September 25, 2007 10:50 AM
I want to know what Mystery looked like before he became a "master pick-up artist." I have a feeling he was worse than any of the guys that were on the show, you can see it some out in him some times. I only watched the last episode, so maybe they covered Mystery's history in the early episodes.
2 of 5 | Posted by jmportia | Posted on September 25, 2007 2:27 PM
me too jmportia. i want to see back story! they didn't get into mystery during the series, but rather his "students"...i demand a prequel!!
3 of 5 | Posted by Nads | Posted on September 26, 2007 12:58 AM
for the back story on Mystery - go to wikipedia and enter Erik von Markovik (Mystery's real name). It is very funny, no pictures though.
4 of 5 | Posted by carol | Posted on September 26, 2007 12:28 PM
Thanks carol for the heads up, I may do a write up on him. You rock!
5 of 5 | Posted by Nads | Posted on September 27, 2007 12:16 AM