-Celeb rehab is getting spun into Sober House. When 30 days just isn't enough for a career revival...Sober house will get these former stars their 15 minutes of fame back for about...15 minutes.
-Oprah wants a house in Washington D.C. to keep a tight leash on Obama
-Paris' house got Burlgled (is that a word?). Too bad they left her lazy eye.
-Oxygen is doing a weight-loss dancing show with Marissa Jaret Winokur. They should really try bulimia, it's much quicker.
-Motorcycle gangs beat up cops in TV ratings.


Comments (3)
the word is burglarized and the girl's name is Marissa JaNet Winokur.. have a good weekend
1 of 3 | Posted by angelbayyb | Posted on December 20, 2008 2:55 PM
uh, no it's not. it's jaret. and paris was hamburgled. xo
2 of 3 | Posted by flipit | Posted on December 20, 2008 9:10 PM
I know the word is burglarized angelbayyb, it was a bad joke. I'm not that dumb. I was writing it in the vein of how Paris would say it, but I guess it didn't come across that way.
3 of 3 | Posted by Nads | Posted on December 21, 2008 4:18 PM