Letterman's blackmailer, Robert Joe Halderman, said in court that he was trying to sell Dave a movie treatment about Dave...nothing more. Gerald Shargel, Halderman's attorney said, "There was no extortion ... there was a screenplay for sale...This was a commercial transaction, nothing more. " OMG! That's the funniest news I've heard all day..I've officially heard it all. No, those aren't condoms, they're balloons for a party!

This guy is so screwed...he should have just turned himself in, and admitted to blackmail.