Lindsay Lohan is being punished for her misdemeanor of drunk driving. She has to spend two four-hour days at the morgue so she can learn the lesson how people die from drinking and driving. On top of that, she has to work two full days at the hospital emergency room. This is her own real-life personal D.A.R.E. program. Hopefully she'll learn her lesson. And, maybe while she's serving time at the hospital she can learn about STDs too.