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Lisa Marie Presley Popped

Lisa-Marie-Presley delivers

Lisa Marie Presley gave birth to twin girls yesterday. The two girls were delivered by cesarean section and weighed 5 pounds, 15 ounces and 5 pounds, 2 ounces. See you guys, she wasn't fat, she was pregnant with aliens.

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It's obvious that she's bored.

She's going to inherit all of Daddy's money. (if she hasn't already)

It's been clear that she can't do anything on her own. She has no talent. The SINGING career??? puh-leese...

So she sits around, marrying men (who's got a daddy fetish) and popping out babies.

Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

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