by Honey Gangsta
Excuse me while I faint from surprise, but according to an article on TMZ.com it seems that The Bachelor Andy "Mayo" Baldwin and his fake fiancée co-winner Tessa Horst have called off their engagement! Moment of silence, please. Well now what? I was clinging to the true and tender televised faux-mance of Mayo and Tessa as the last vestige of true love in a jaded world of cynicism and selfishness. Really, if these two can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us? Should we just give up now? The silver lining to this cloud of tragedy is, of course, that Mayo is back on the market! Form an orderly line and take a number, ladies because this one's a keeper.
Single and available! Lucky us!
In a compassionate attempt to revive my faith in destiny, ABC is presenting an 11th brand new Bachelor for us starting September 24th. Take a deep breath and prepare to meet... Brad Womack. He owns a bar. Uh....judge for yourself. I'll reserve my judgment for the recaps! See you then!
