Speaking of baby buying, Madge fell off her horse in the Hamptons Saturday. Her publicist, Liz Rosenberg, was quick to blame a photographer for scaring the horse. Only one problem. The photog, Thomas Hinton, claims that he was on a public road and the view was so bad that he left before the fall. He insists that if there were pictures taken, we would have seen them by now. And knowing the paps as we do, that rings true.

So the question is, where were the paps? We trust them to cover EVERYTHING. I've had to sit through weeks of news about Madonna trying to procure another African baby, the least I expect in return is some pics of her getting flung off her horse. Come on paps, do your damn job!